Err... why should I care again? Not like he's even next in line for the throne.
I'm not even going to get into the whole bitch fest about having problems here more deserving of our attention. But I mean, seriously, why do people on this side of lake care?
When we all heard Chelsea Clinton got married we all gave a collective meh. And now here's foreign royalty, royalty who ass we kicked way back when to get independence and it's the talk of the town. Why, what does this have to do with any of us? I mean he'll go get married, then my week goes on like any other, with my lazyness and cheap-assery fighting a never ending battle against my desire for an $8 bottle of St. Sebastian Abby Ale.
Though what is it about things like this that just rivet the attention of people here. Is it the Disney-esque feel about the whole thing? That whole thing about a girl finding her prince? Maybe I'm just a cynical fucking bastard, well at least while the wedding was going on over there where all them Limey Bah-stards live, I was drinking some English ale, so cheers fuckers.
Well ok fine, as an American who respects the 2nd Amendment and recognizes the fact that the Lee Enfield is the KING of all bolt-action rifles (yeah fuck you and your Mauser shit!), it just a real shame that the Queen's Guards don't carry Lee Enfields for ceremonial purposes anymore. The Lee Enfiled is just far more elegant than the SA-80 can ever be. If the SA-80 is your Stormtrooper blaster rifle, than the Lee Enfield No.4 Mk.I would be a lightsaber.
I'm going to go watch King Ralph now.
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